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A Look Back At The Andrew Cashner For Anthony Rizzo Trade

“I think that teams that try to ‘win’ deals don’t make a lot of deals.” – Jed Hoyer Cubs General Manager Jed Hoyer spoke those words during this season’s trade ...

Hunt For Blue October: The Revival Of The Kansas City Royals

It's been 29 years, but baseball is finally back in Kansas City and it's not too late to jump on the bandwagon. (more…)
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Fantasy Football Mailbag: Competition Crushing Moves

Week 2 was another sound week across the Major Onions fantasy landscape and although many of our top players became rattled by the injury bug, many of us are still ...

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Avicii: Ailing EDM Superstar Will Release New Track On FIFA ’15

As if FIFA fanatics needed another reason to get excited, EA Sports announced the big news about some of the names behind the upcoming FIFA '15's EDM-centric soundtrack. While the insanely-popular video game will include ...

A$AP Rocky: The Forefront of Hip Hop’s Internet Age

There was a time when rap lyrics and flow were as indigenous as the culture that surrounded them. Whether it was New York, Chicago, Houston or Los Angeles - local ...

Welcome to the ODESZA Revolution: In Return LP

We’ve reached a crossroads in electronic dance music. 2014 has brought a lot of changes within the listening community of the genre. Not necessarily anything bad, kind of comparable to ...

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Challenge: Train For A Half-Marathon In 12 Weeks

Whether I've used it as a tool or just a way to escape, this whole "running" thing has become a hobby of mine. I believe that running is the link to ...

Dave Chappelle & Common Host Chicago’s AAHH! Fest

It's not often that you get to see Dave Chappelle host a concert for Common. Actually, it's not often you get to see Dave Chappelle in general. But this Sunday,  AAHH! ...
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Why ‘Party School Rankings’ Are Bullshit

You guys remember that improv show “Who’s Line is it Anyway?” Where everything is made up and the points don’t really matter? Party school rankings are just like that except instead of ...

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