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Fantasy Football

Agonizing Tales of Fantasy Football Heartbreak

Lady luck can be a real bitch sometimes. And when you’re locked into a heated fantasy football matchup looking for that all-important win, lady luck is even more brutal. I've seen ...

Destiny vs Dynasty: Giants-Royals World Series Predictions

It’s very easy to label this World Series as, “Team of Destiny vs. Team of Dynasty,” because, well, that’s exactly what it is. The San Francisco Giants are seeking third title ...
Chicago Cubs

What the Chicago Cubs Need To Do This Offseason

The Chicago Cubs broke 70 wins for the first time since 2011 in 2014, tallying 73 in the ever-so-exciting campaign. Now I know what you're thinking, breaking 70 wins should never ...

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DJ Mag Top 100

EDM’s Popularity Contest: The DJ Mag Top 100

Every October since 1997, DJ Magazine, one of the most notable electronic music publications in the world has ranked the top 100 DJs on the planet. The DJ Mag Top 100 ...

Afroman Is Still Getting High

As it seems, Afroman is a new man. But he's still getting high.  (more…) ...
Some Chords

Dillon Francis Remixes Deadmau5, Drops New Track In Same Day

Dillon Francis continues to build an empire.  (more…) ...

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Nightlife Store: Now Open For Swag

We love Nightlife. Why? Well, here's a better question - who wouldn't? (more…) ...

Showtime: Where Good Shows Go To Die

My grandfather used to tell me about reading Hemingway’s A Farewell to Arms when he was stationed in Germany shortly after WWII was won. They only had one copy of the ...

World News In A Nutshell: What On Earth Is Going On?

This post was updated on Friday, October 17th, 2014 at 3:30pm.   Nobody has time for news, we get it.  And because you're just so busy and important all the time, ...

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